"Several decades ago, kids in New York City started adopting
baby alligators as pets. But as the fad wore off, and the
alligators got bigger and started nipping fingers and toes,
the kids flushed them down the toilets. But some of those
alligators lived. Now, they are fourteen feet long. And the
New York sewer workers have to carry rifles when they go down
there."
"There was a family that
bought some fried chicken? One piece was really tough. When
they looked closely, they realized it was a southern fried
rat."
"A woman had a beehive hairdo
and never brushed it. After a while black widow spiders nested
in her hair and started biting her. Later, she found millions
of spider eggs in her hair ready to hatch."
Have you ever heard stories
like these? They are contemporary urban legends, our modern-day
folktales. You often hear them in conversation, or read them
in newspapers, or sometimes hear them reported on newscasts
as true. Occasionally, they turn up as plots for TV shows.
These modern urban legends can
be found all over the world in many variations. The settings
and characters change with each telling to reflect the attitudes
and societies of both teller and listener. Oddly enough, they
are never told by the person they happen to. Invariably, these
stories happen to a Friend of a Friend (my aunts neighbor,
my boss' daughter,etc.). For that reason, they are also called
Foaftales--F.O.A.F.--because they happen to a Friend Of A
Friend. The person telling these tales honestly believes they
are true and that the "true" facts can be found just a few
informants back. There is just enough credibility in each
story to be believable.
We don't often think of a legend
or a folktale as something urban or contemporary. But legends
are a big part of our modern day folklore. Unlike older, more
fanciful folktales modern urban legends involve recent events
or situations that seem real. They are usually full of irony
and often have a supernatural element. Modern urban legends
reflect our concerns, fears, prejudices, and our delight in
other people's folly.
They're usually just anecdotes
or short stories told in conversation -- rarely full-blown
tales. The simple, yet bizarre plot twists of urban legends
are wonderful material for the modern storyteller. Bill Mooney
and I have collected some of our favorites in the recording
and book Spiders
In The Hairdo: Modern Urban Legends.
Some, we've kept anecdotal;
others we have expanded into full stories. By filling out
the characters and setting of the original anecdote or by
combining several elements (as we have in "The Slasher"),
we have tried to bring the stories to life. Some of them are
really gruesome, even downright gross. But remember, we didn't
make up the plots of these tales. You did. Or, at least, other
people like you. Nobody knows where they come from. Some like
"The Vanishing Hitchhiker" have been around for centuries
and keep being up-dated. They are ever changing and continue
to reflect some part of who we are.
We hope you enjoy the urban
legends in Spiders
In The Hairdo, and keep your ears open for
new ones that are being born every day.
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